g.chameleon g.conferences

i listen to general conference and update hireAsaint.org at the same time.

in between conference sessions, i walk in the sun.

after the last session, i sunday nap.

i wake up, bake cookies for my sheep and go to the pudding party. i spot many celebrities on my way to the party: briggie and zantar, god bless america jessica and jetblue seth and 24 holly and ryan.

magnolia meredith and her roommates host the party. carrie hooks me up with g.fonz to sell.

g.chameleon g.cleans and g.conferences

i g.clean g.crew and listen to general conference at the same time.

i particularly enjoy elder holland's talk about angels because i meet and feel them frequently.

g.chameleon apple stores

in between g.fonz sales, i hit all three apple stores in the big apple.

g.chameleon temples

i go to the mormon temple first and to the apple temple after.

g.chameleon g.fonz

on my way home from sellin' g.fonz in the rain, i stop at tamara's to watch singin' in the rain.

g.chameleon rosh hoshanahs

i celebrate rosh hoshanah for the first time in my life.

i meet steve and tanna at the mormon temple for the first session of the week. as god as president stone promise, the pay is good.

after our temple session, we shake shack it up. as we wait in the shake shack line in madison square park, i slip out of my temple clothes and into my shake shack stuff. after twenty years of marriage, steve and tanna lose their shake shack virginity.

when i pick up our food, shake shack alex spots me and totally hooks me up. shake shack's special rosh hoshanah concrete rocks. and global warming sucks.

i take steve and tanna to the new magnolia bakery for blondies and brownies. we see magnolia bakery meredith icing cupcakes.

i hook people up with g.fonz: one for an ad agency account executive, one for a recently set-free wall streeter and eight for people in other states.

steve, tanna, matt and i rosh hoshanah it up at carnegie deli. the only thing i eat there is fresh strawberry cheesecake.

"how big is it?" i ask our server.

"if you're going for little, you've come to the wrong place," she says and serves me a really big slice.

meredith calls me and tells me there's going to be a new shake shack on the upper west side.

it's like christmas, except it's rosh hoshanah.

g.chameleon trader joe's

on my way from the beach to fhe, i sell g.fonz and buy food at trader joe's.

at trader joe's, i sample apples with peanut butter.

at fhe, i eat costco cake with buttercream icing. large mormon gatherings usually have something from costco.